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Count Dykula From the creators of LESBIAN SPACE CRIME and PANSEXUAL PREGNANT PIRACY comes this bone-chillingly hilarious riot and gay goth’s wet dream
Butch loner Count Dykula loves her life, even though she’s technically dead. Her gothic castle slaps and she gets to prey upon humans who stray behind the big Asda.
But trouble looms when cultural powerhouse Scare Universi-ty starts preaching “the right way to be a monster”, and the ultra-femme busty bloodsuckers being presented as the per-fect vampire girlies are a far cry from the Count.
With her masculine pride hanging on by a cheap carabiner, she sets out to tear down Scare U’s human-normative re-gime. After all, she loves a garlic naan and can only turn into a bat after a few beers.
With more fake blood, fake boobs, and bats (real) than ever before, COUNT DYKULA is Airlock Theatre’s third big queer musical extravaganza. From the creators of LESBIAN SPACE CRIME and PANSEXUAL PREGNANT PIRACY comes this bone-chillingly hilarious riot and gay goth’s wet dream.
16+ Dates: Sat 01 Booking and More Information

Jordan Brookes: Fontanelle Definitely a musical
The world is obsessed with turning everything into entertainment, finding new stories to tell in a feverish desire to ensure every moment in human history has been thrown onto the bonfire of spectacle.

Jordan Brookes has taken a different approach, and turned back towards one of the original moneymaker tragedies in the biz - the Titanic.

Convinced there's something previously undiscovered, he's gone on an obsessive deep dive to prove there's life in the old ship yet, and by extension, him.

Can he find something original to say about the most well-worn topic of all time?

Or will he have to make something up?

A full-blown (sort of) musical spectacular featuring a star-studded (sort of) cast from the Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2019
Dates: Sat 01 Booking and More Information

Kemah Bob: Miss Fortunate Acclaimed comedian Kemah Bob brings their unmissable, critically acclaimed debut stand-up show to Soho Theatre after a sell-out Fringe run.
As seen on QI, Richard Osman's House of Games, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club, Comedy Central Live, Don't Hate The Playaz, and Guessable.

As heard on the Off Menu podcast, The Guilty Feminist, James Acaster's Perfect Sounds, Springleaf, and Brett Goldstein's Films To Be Buried With.

Tour support for Hannah Gadsby, Nish Kumar and Desiree Burch. Host of the FOC IT UP Comedy Club and podcast.

Directed by Desiree Burch.
16+ Dates: Thu 06, Fri 07, Sat 08 Booking and More Information

Main Character Energy This is Temi’s show. It’s all about her. Not you. Her.
Temi got veeeery good at being everybody’s sassy best friend. Growing up a black girl in a white world shunts you into playing a side character in your own life. But now she’s stepping into her Main Character Energy and it’s your privi-lege, your honour, your pre-eminent pleasure to give her all the attention she deserves. As self-aware as it is self-indulgent, this show is a high-energy cocktail of comedy, au-dience interaction and cabaret. An excuse to show Soho how radiant Temi is.
12+ Dates: Sat 01, Mon 03, Tue 04, Wed 05, Thu 06, Fri 07, Sat 08, Mon 10, Tue 11, Wed 12, Thu 13, Fri 14, Sat 15 Booking and More Information

Or What’s Left Of Us Multi award-winning 'magnificent Fringe legends' (Time Out) Sh!t Theatre are back! And we're totally fine! Actually all things considered, we're OK. Feeling alright. Thriving, even? That's a bit far, but we have learnt some folk songs. We've got into folk recently and it's been really helpful. Come and sing some folk songs with us! A swift 60 minutes of classic folk followed by a trip downstairs to the bar and then a singaround. Because we need a drink, don't we? But we're doing OK.
“Few companies make shows that are so consistently, outrageously fun” (Guardian)
*fun not guaranteed
This show runs at 60 minutes, and is followed by a chance to continue singing* and drinking** together in the performance space. Please join us after the show for the singaround if you would like to.
*singing not obligatory
**drinking not obligatory
14+ Dates: Sat 01 Booking and More Information

Paddy Young: If I Told You I’d Have to Kiss You A second show has hit Paddy Young, and this time he's yearning.
You ever been so loved up you had to hit yourself over the head with a hammer to calm down? You can't stare at your crush but my god you can close your eyes and imagine your future together. Join him for thousands of kisses, hundreds of cuddles and the TINIEST bit of shagging.

2023 Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer
2024 Chortle Award Best Newcomer winner
16+ Dates: Mon 10, Tue 11, Wed 12, Thu 13, Fri 14, Sat 15 Booking and More Information

Pierre Novellie: Must We? Pierre Novellie returns to the Soho Theatre following a sold-out UK & Ireland tour and acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe run to perform a stand-up show about life, fairness and expectations. He simply must.
Co-host of The Frank Skinner Podcast and BudPod with Phil Wang. As seen on World's Most Dangerous Roads (Dave), The Mash Report (BBC Two), Stand Up Central (Comedy Central), and as heard on The Now Show (BBC Radio 4). One of the best reviewed shows of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2024.
16+ Dates: Mon 10, Tue 11, Wed 12, Thu 13, Fri 14, Sat 15, Mon 17, Wed 19, Thu 20, Fri 21, Sat 22 Booking and More Information

Pre Order Drinks Treat yourself to a pre-ordered drink, ready for you at your table when you arrive. Dates: Sat 01, Mon 03, Tue 04, Wed 05, Thu 06, Fri 07, Sat 08, Mon 10, Tue 11, Wed 12, Thu 13, Fri 14, Sat 15, Mon 17, Wed 19, Thu 20, Fri 21, Sat 22, Wed 26, Thu 27, Fri 28 Booking and More Information

Pre Order Drinks Main House Dates: Sat 01, Mon 03, Tue 04, Wed 05, Thu 06, Fri 07, Sat 08, Mon 10, Tue 11, Wed 12, Thu 13, Fri 14, Sat 15, Mon 17, Tue 18, Wed 19, Thu 20, Fri 21, Sat 22, Mon 24, Tue 25, Wed 26, Thu 27, Fri 28, Sat 29, Mon 31 Booking and More Information

Shreeja Chaturvedi Famous for her straight face and animated hands, Shreeja Chaturvedi makes her Soho Theatre debut with her new show.
In her new trial hour, Shreeja seems to be angrier than usual. She jokes a little too freely about confrontations - we can only hope these are jokes.

Famous for her straight face and animated hands, Shreeja has been active in the Mumbai circuit for over 7 years. She was a top 10 contestant of Comicstaan Season 2 and stars in the Amazon Prime Video special Stand Up Shorts. Alongside numerous TV writing credits, she has become a roast regular, having worked on far too many of them including Netflix’s Roast Battle for Darlings with Vijay Varma, The Roast of Zomato, The AJIO office takeover and Amazon Prime Video’s Roast of Urfi Javed.

Performed in Hindi
16+ Dates: Wed 26, Thu 27, Fri 28 Booking and More Information

Stevie Martin: Clout Stevie Martin (8 out of 10 Cats, Guessable, A Thornton's Advert) has been doing online comedy
for a while (45 million views worldwide) but is now returning to live comedy with her latest show,
which sold out at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival this year. It's like her online stuff but she'll be on a
stage and you can't pause her to get a snack (meats?). Also you have to sit in a specific room to
watch it (please don’t bring your meats to this room).
16+ Dates: Mon 03, Tue 04, Wed 05 Booking and More Information

WEATHER GIRL Following a multi-award winning, sell out run at the Edinburgh Festival this blistering dark comedy by Brain Watkins transfers to Soho Theatre.
Stacey is a California weather girl. An oversexed and underpaid harbinger of our dying planet. But today, her regular routine of wildfires, prosecco and teeth whitening descends into a scorched earth catastrophe, before she discovers something that will save us all.

The Award-Winning Producers of Fleabag, Baby Reindeer and Kathy and Stella Solve a Murder bring you this ”smart and sharp’ (The Times) production where ‘The laughs keep coming’ (The Telegraph). From Lucille Lortel Award-nominated Brian Watkins, creator of the hit Amazon series Outer Range, and Drama Desk-nominated director Tyne Rafaeli, ‘brilliantly performed’ (The Times) by off-Broadway star Julia McDermott.

A dizzying rampage into the soul of American strangeness. Seatbelts not provided.
12+ Dates: Wed 05, Thu 06, Fri 07, Sat 08, Mon 10, Tue 11, Wed 12, Thu 13, Fri 14, Sat 15, Mon 17, Tue 18, Wed 19, Thu 20, Fri 21, Sat 22, Mon 24, Tue 25, Wed 26, Thu 27, Fri 28, Sat 29, Mon 31 Booking and More Information